Bahama breeze drink3/10/2023 ![]() Not tiny thimble-full samples, mind you they were giving us full drinks. So they sat us all down, and we were each given three tickets to exchange for delicious island beverages. Regardless, the sounds coming out of the speakers standing near this gentleman was a lot of island music, all of which sounded exactly like this: “Cool dudes”, like the “live band”, consisting of one dude playing the steel drum who looked suspiciously like he wasn’t playing the steel drum. I dunno I guess there’s a lot of subtlety and finesse to playing that thing that I don’t understand. I guess this is just the favorite local spot to go to and get trashed after work. There were about a billion other people there the place was packed, and it wasn’t even due to the event. We were situated outside, which is normally a “Florida no-no”, as outlined in my first book, AH AH AH! THE ULTIMATE FLORIDA NO-NOS GUIDEBOOK, but they had so many fans set up, it was like a constant, wonderful beach breeze on a hot summer day – an ideal situation for enjoying island drinks, I’d say. They must not have seen that blog, because they still invited me to this rather large blogger event. I reviewed it in the early days of my old blog, many years ago ( here). SO PAY ATTENTION!īahama Breeze is a chill place. Not an easy feat! But a job I shall take up for you, the reader. We… we were not told the legends, so I will have to make them up as I go along. And what, pray tell, makes these cocktails so “legendary”? They were all birthed from “world-famous island bars”, and allegedly each have their own unique legend. ![]() There appears to be food in Food Monster’s beard.įood Monster: (suspicious) …I am the one known as Food Monster.įood Monster: I enjoy a snifter of brandy now and then.īahama Breeze: Would you like to come to my place and eat and drink and invite as many people as you want?įood Monster: (enraged) I AM NOT MADE OF MONEY!įood Monster: I reluctantly accept your proposal.ĪND SO IT CAME TO PASS that the I, the Food Monster and four of my most loving friends went to Bahama Breeze to sample their Legendary Island Cocktails. Love flows freely.īAHAMA BREEZE, a giant beast of man with a tiny palm tree apparently growing from his head, approaches Rusty, aka THE FOOD MONSTER, a slovenly, unbathed man. Thousands of people are all around, transporting themselves on computer keyboards functioning much like flying surfboards, wearing backwards baseball caps. Setting: The “Internet” – a futuristic wonderland of glowing circuits and pure information flowing, through a series of tubes, from computer to computer.
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